Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression

“Who do you have winning the tourney?”

It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

Accidentally making eye contact with the person exiting the bathroom stall you are about to enter.

If IT blocks my March Madness live feed, I am out of here for good.

I did the math. My monthly student loan payment is almost as much as the monthly payment on a Maserati Ghibli would be.

Having your dreams of a billion dollar bracket crushed before noon. PGP.

My cholesterol is higher than my credit score. PGP.***If you dont like that one. Try the one below***My credit score isn,t as high as my blood pressure. PGP.

Not going to happy hour on Wednesday because you plan to go out on Saturday.