Identifying coworkers by the sound of their coughs and sneezes.

You know it’s going to be a long day when your phone dies before lunch. PGP.

Confirmation emails that you unsubscribed to an email list. PGP.

Just realized I’ve been carting around 6 pills of ecstasy at work all day #postgradproblems

Calling a girl “sweetheart” used to earn a trip back to her dorm, now it earns a trip to HR PGP.

Looking at vacation packages you can not remotely afford. PGP

Your depression falling to an all-time low as your news feed fills up with spring break photos.

Actually starting to enjoy classic jazz.#PGP

My girlfriend gave up sex for lent.