Being able to gauge how long you’ve been in the bathroom by how much sensation you have left in your legs. #PGP

Fitting into the “Just here for a paycheck” category at work. #PGP PGP.

Earning $0.01 on your savings account. PGP.

Female coworkers slowly becoming more attractive as time passes by. PGP.

Saying “its Monday” after every time you drop the ball. PGP.

The decision between generic or brand name. PGP.