Looking for a girlfriend with an in-unit washer and dryer
Its 2pm. The hot chick should walk by any minute
The awkward moment when your boss asked you to perform a task you lied about being proficient in on your résumé PGP
Looking forward to a television show more than anything else on the weekend. PGP.
Spending more time in traffic than at work
Letting a $4 bottle of red wine “breathe” for 20 minutes before drinking. PGP.
Not having to change the time on certain devices, because I couldn’t change it in the fall.
My boss looked relieved when I put in my two week notice. #PGP PGP.
No one at work gets my jokes.
Coworkers bragging about doing nothing last night.