Trying to think of the most politically correct way to say something. PGP.

Still refusing to look at your bar tab from 2 weeks ago. PGP.

My boss hasn’t called me the right name since he’s hired me.

I wear headphones all day at work, partially because I enjoy listening to music, but mostly because I can’t stand the sound of my coworker’s voice.

Spending the last hour scrambling to make your day look productive. PGP

I told my boss I gave up working after lunch for Lent PGP.

The boss’s motivational speech working for half an hour before you’re back to surfing the internet. PGP.

The high today was 75. The low today was when I ate my lunch alone in my car.

Cigarettes were supposed to be a college thing

The only “present” I got for my 26th birthday was a health insurance bill. PGP.