Sizing up your boss in meetings, wondering if you could take him in a fight.

These girls on linkedin are hot. PGP

April fools is just a reminder that my life as a whole is a joke.

The tone deaf land whale in the next cubicle has been singing oldies all… day… long.

“A one night stand from college just added me to LinkedIn and daily checks out my profile… how did he figure out my last name?” PGP

Being annoyed when someone asks you to do your job. PGP

Company is changing health insurance plans. Begin the company wide complaining. #PGP

TYPING AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO AN ASSHOLE CLIENT only to pussy out and trash it. PGP.

Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.