I’m so excited to go to Costco after work. PGP.

When I got out of bed this morning all I wanted to do was go back to sleep.

Hit the accelerator on a yellow light today, it’s the most alive I’ve felt all month. PGP

“I’ll go to the gym tomorrow for sure.” PGP.

Pandora is blocked so I dumped my 60 GB music library on my work tower. PGPM

Top Gun turned 30 today. RIP Goose.

Forgot I had lowered my chair and sat on my balls. PGP.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Accepted a job offer this morning and already my productivity at my current job has plummeted. Haven’t even given notice yet.

Sitting in the bathroom so long your foot falls asleep. PGP.