On a scale of 1 -10, how obnoxious is wearing my Beats by Dre headphones in the office? PGP.

Wrinkle free pants got wrinkled. PGP.

I got hit on by a 65-year-old man and all I could think was what a great business contact he could be. PGP.

“What do you mean you don’t have bottomless mimo’s?” PGP.

Bosley hair transplant commercials suddenly becoming relevant. PGP

Helped a friend move a dresser and a mattress last week. Still sore. PGP.

Why am I seeing a bunch of videos of people running in place? PGP.

I refuse to tuck my shirt into my jeans. PGPM

Signing up for a PGP account while sitting at graduation. PGP.

I’m 34 I work from home I thought it was a good idea to go to college night last night I have an 8 AM conference call and I just washed and Addie down with a five hour energy let’s do this