First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.

Who’s going to own the action item on this? PGP

Old coworker just entered the bathroom with a novel under his arm. I was jealous of his foresight. PGP

Someone going directly to your boss for something because they are not confident in your ability to handle it. PGP.

Can’t wait until I become one of these people whose whole job seems to be dropping by each office and asking its occupant “Do you have a minute?” PGP.

Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP

Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.

When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGPM.

ESPN, CNN, BBC, refresh, repeat. PGP.

Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.