I used to see Tetris in my sleep when I was a kid. Now I see Excel. PGP

Fishing for work wives on the first day. PGPM

“Why don’t you take a stab at this one?” PGP.

My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.

I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Being caught on Tinder is worse than being caught texting. PGP.

She let our Bumble connection expire

Manager gave me tickets to the NCAA tournament and a half day off for “networking purposes.” PGPM

Owing money to the government. PGP.

I’m going to get a haircut today and update my LinkedIn photo. PGP.