Putting your office goggles on can easily turn that 5 down the hall into a solid 8. I’ve got to get out more. PGP

I wish it was acceptable to reply “Fuck it” to half of the work emails I receive. PGP.

“It pays the bills.” PGP.

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

Whoever said “30 is the new 20” has never had a hangover like mine.

I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore.

Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

That parking ticket really messed up my budget.