Going to dollar beer night at the minor league game turns into getting not getting home until 4 in the morning and needing to wake up by 6. PGP.

Unable to turn on your office lights because of your hangover. PGP

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

That married couple with the 1 Facebook profile.

Only 2 more hours until I have to work 2 more hours. PGP.

“Well, thanks for coming in. We’ll be sure to let you know what we decide.”

Having absolutely nothing to do but still needing to pretend you’re busy in case a partner walks by. PGP.

“Someone should probably do something about that.” PGP.

Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP

Wharton MBA dreams on a PMP certification budget. PGP.