I gave out three business cards at a wedding last night. PGP.

I’m getting dangerously comfortable with telling people no on the basis that I can’t afford it. PGP.

Too lazy to go out to the bar. Fixed myself up a couple dirty gin martinis and put on some ’70s soft rock instead. PGP.

If I had $1 for every time I heard the phrase “touch base” in the office, I could afford to add avocado to everything. PGP.

My iPhone thinks I live at my office. PGP.

Legitimately upset I forgot about the coupons I had in my pocket at the grocery store. PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.

Aspiring to be “office hot.” PGP.

Borrowed money from my parents again. PGP.