Computer froze on timed slide 124 of 130 on your desktop and now you have to re-start all of the compliance training. PGP.

A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.

Dial into teleconference. Press mute button after greetings. PGP.

My wife turned a discussion about me getting a raise in the near future into a fight. PGP.

Not emotionally strong enough to let go of my .edu email. PGP.

I need 3+ years experience for an entry level job, and Trump was able to win with no experience. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

Overdrafted my account buying Plan B. PGP.

I was too tired to go out and enjoy Halloween. PGP.