I can’t wait to move to the burbs. PGP.

I didn’t get anything in the office Secret Santa exchange, and I don’t know who to be pissed at. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

Making myself a 2017 budget was the most productive and terrifying thing I did today. PGP.

Spent my morning looking at houses on Zillow I’ll be able to afford in 20-30 years. PGP.

Hamilton sucked. I want my rent money back. PGP.

Finally broke a 6 month dry spell. Woke up more sore than I’ve been in 6 months. PGP.

When you lie awake at night and remember that you forgot to send an important email. PGP.

Cuffing Season. PGP.