lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

Checking LinkedIn to see if the person you’ve been emailing is hot. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I can’t remember the last time I smiled a genuine smile. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m looking for a friend with competitive benefits. Less sexting and more 401k. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Riding a fine caffeinated line between falling asleep and having a seizure. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Coming out of a meeting with a new title, more responsibility, and the exact same pay. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Accidentally calling your boss “mom.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Trading my Silverado for a Volvo to save on gas and insurance. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I have 192 matches on Tinder, but have gotten laid zero times because I’m always too tired and lazy to follow through with trying to set up a date. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

Post Grad Problems