lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

Really thought I’d be making more money at this age. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The irony of being a divorce attorney on Tinder. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Can’t remember the last time I bought Gatorade for a sports-related reason. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

After two years of work, I just now realized I haven’t been contributing to my 401K. Check your pay stubs, kids. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Hating overtime. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Giving yourself a pep talk in the parking lot, trying to get motivated to enter the building. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The PGP Weekly Dating Q&A: Just Because He “Had Fun” Doesn’t Mean He Wants To See You Again

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Signing the “get well” card for a coworker you’ve never met. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

At first I was optimistic. I soon became realistic, then indifferent, then apathetic. I’m beyond that now. There may be a word for it but I don’t care enough to look it up. PGP.

Post Grad Problems