lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

Copy-pasting online articles into Outlook to make it look like you’re doing work. PGP.

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Tinder-ing all the local talent while out of town on a business trip. PGP.

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Giving blood at the company blood drive, not to save lives but to get out of work and lay down for an hour. PGP.

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“Welcome to the team!” being the words that start the rest of your miserable life. PGP.

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The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP.

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I imagine some master alarm sounding in the IT room with flashing red lights every time I attempt to access a blocked site. PGP.

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Contemplating getting into a car crash on purpose so you have a valid excuse to miss work. PGP.

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Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

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I bet if I rented this place I could eat out for lunch everyday.

Having at least two coffee cups, a can of soda, empty mug and water bottle on your desk at any given time. PGP.

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