lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

When “eating healthy” is having all the basic food groups in your Chipotle bowl. PGP.

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Flirting with the UPS guy because he’s the only attractive man you see at work. PGP.

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All of your friends asking you to hook them up with the product your company makes. PGP.

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That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

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I swear every single person in my office sneezes like a fucking freak. PGP.

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I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.

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Sleep, work, eat, repeat for 40 years. PGP.

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Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

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Ending an email with a passive-aggressive smiley face. PGP.

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My tinder matches are really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel. PGP.

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