lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

When finding $8 in your dryer feels like winning the lottery. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Well, looks like someone had fun last night.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My internet at home is better than my office’s internet. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Instinctively opening a new browser tab each time you hear someone walking your way. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just got back from lunch, already hungry. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having a hard time remembering what it felt like to not be moments away from a breakdown at all hours of the day. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I don’t know what I want to do with the rest of my life. PGP.

Post Grad Problems