lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

An unexpected bill side-lining your plans for the entire month. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “Why the shit do we have work tomorrow?” 2: “On the plus side, traffic will be light.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Trying to figure out how to make a Lunchables pizza, 2 cans of SpaghettiOs and meatballs, and some shredded cheese last me until payday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “How are you this morning? 2: “I’m here.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Power pointing at your boss as you leave the office for happy hour. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Receiving unsolicited advice about your non-existent love life from friends who are in relationships. PGP.

Post Grad Problems