lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

I wear non-prescription glasses on client appointments to look more professional.

Post Grad Problems

I’ve been faking it for over a year now, when do I start to make it?

Post Grad Problems

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” PGP

Post Grad Problems

Oil change, haircut, or Chipotle. Pick two. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Seriously neglecting routine auto maintenance.

Post Grad Problems

Doing your morning routine the night before, not to be efficient, but to wake up as late as humanly possible.

Post Grad Problems

“Your Chase statement is available online” aka look low many times you ate Chipotle this month

Post Grad Problems

Each time one of your friends gets engaged, you assume it’s because they knocked her up. PGP

Post Grad Problems

I’m even on a dry-streak for Tinder matches. #PGP

Post Grad Problems

Feigning plans when invited to happy hour because your budget’s already exhausted.

Post Grad Problems