lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

Only filling your water bottle up 1/4 of the way so you can get up to get water more frequently. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The guy two cubes over that answers his phone with “Domino’s Pizza”, and laughs hysterically like it’s the first time he said it.

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Awkwardly removing valuables from your car while they guy waits to starts detailing it. PGP.

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Sent to HR because I can’t responsibly accept my team being eliminated in the bracket. PGP.

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Scheduling a “doctor’s appointment” during your Alma Mater’s midday NCAA tournament game.

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Being terrified when asked “What is your desired salary?” PGP

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Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

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I want a Dyson vacuum so bad. PGP.

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Not knowing the newest drug slang. PGP.

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Dreaming of all the money you’d have if it weren’t for student loans. PGP.

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