lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

Spent over four hours today trying to figure out the Rubik’s Cube on the Google home page. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

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Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

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Unidentifiable floating objects left in the toilet from the person who went before you. PGP.

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Quit calling me a “team player.” I’m not. PGP.

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Is it too early to Tinder at my desk? PGP.

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Developing “monitor envy” when a coworker gets dual screens that are larger than your one. PGP.

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Learning the hard way to keep happy hour and social media separate. PGP.

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1: “What are you getting into this weekend?” 2: “Probably just the usual.” PGP.

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My manager always manages to walk by my cubicle whenever I’m texting. PGP.

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