lolnope

I applied to and accepted an offer from a unversity that I discovered through March Madness. I graduated from somewhere completely different. I adopted a dog and I have a lifestyle my employer can't afford to pay me. I admire my boss though and I aspire to take her lead in between naps.

Member Since 03/05/2014

Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “So what are you working on right now?” 2: “Stuff.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “Let’s circle back and touch base on Monday to get these deliverables in to the client by COB. Can you set up a conference call?” 2: “Fuck you.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m going to cut the next person that says, “Welcome to the real world!” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Giving a shit about your lawn. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

There are tens of thousands of people running 26.2 miles today. I can barely make it up two flights of stairs without needing to catch my breath. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Taking a vacation day and spending 3/4 of it on your couch watching HGTV. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A coworker walking by your cubicle as you take a selfie. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I strained my neck because I looked to the right to fast. Two Advil every 4 hours for the pain. PGP.

Post Grad Problems