My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

My boss does the Frank Underwood ring knock every time I leave his office.

Skipping leg day. PGP.

The 48 hour grace period you get before your “alma mater” calls looking for donations…. PGP

My production doubles when I work from home

The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

I’m not going to pay my bills until lunchtime because I want to see my bank account with that money for just a little bit longer. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.