Put my name in the raffle for the new TV. Ended up getting the $20 gift card to Carrabba’s. PGP.

I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

How the fuck is it only Monday?

Took the day off, going in anyways because I’m too behind on work.

I’m going to a BYOB wedding, that wasn’t a typo

Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.

Always being stuck in “second gear”.

Jordan Spieth is 10 million dollars richer and I’m struggling to save over 500 bucks a month. PGP.