My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.

I got Kentucky taking it in all of my brackets. PGP.

“Who do you have in your final four?” PGP.

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.