One of the women in my office wants me to do a squat challenge with her. PGP.

Coffee for breakfast, Red Bull for lunch, beer for supper. PGP.

I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.

An overweight coworker telling you that your lunch is unhealthy. PGP.

Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.

Studying more for the CPA exam than you did for all of your college courses combined. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

Having to look the cleaning guy in the eye after exiting a stall. PGP.

Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.

I had Chipotle for lunch and dinner and I’m not even close to ashamed. PGP.