SFW costumes during the day, NSFW costumes at the bar
Thought I had to poop so I went to the bathroom but it ended just being a big fart. Still stayed in the stall for 10 min. PGP.
I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP
I can’t wait to get my tax return. PGP
The notification of the meeting you’re supposed to be in interrupting your fantasy line-up research. PGP
Running out of excuses to take time off for interviews. PGP.
I work for my girlfriends Dad and he promoted her before me. She’s been here 3 months. I’ve been here 2 years. PGP.
ESPN and PGA were both firewalled today. PGP.
Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow. PGP