Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.

One partner just referred to a client as “skanky” and the other partner responded, “did you know that’s a dance, the skanky leg?” PGP.

Being forced to work with a shorter man who has a raging Napoleon complex. PGP.

Computer is getting too slow to pull off quick tab-switching. PGP.

Actually going to Home Depot on a Saturday, and not just joking about it. PGP.

The office microwave just broke and I can’t afford to eat out. PGP

“First ever bar fight” scaries. PGP.

The decision to get your transmission fixed or buy a new car. PGP