Did you see Star Wars?

People think I’m growing a beard, I’m just too lazy to go buy razors.

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

Waking up and having to poop at home and not the office. PGP.

Company Christmas party was dry. PGP.

Chris just came down and told me about his bowling league last night. I despise everything about Chris. PGP.

Computer died today. Got replaced with a Mac with a huge screen. Now the whole office can see what I’m working on at all times. PGP

Wearing double knee braces when you go skiing. PGP.

The person in the cube over from me will not stop humming Christmas songs. PGP.