“Highly impressed” with no immediate job offer.

Routinely closing deals worth more than my salary. PGP

Fantasizing about what you would say to your boss if you won the Powerball. PGP.

The constant fear I will poop on my shirt tail

The maintenance guy is way cooler than I will ever be. PGP.

Saying “Welcome to our company!” while thinking “may the Lord have mercy on your soul.” PGP.

My boss just said “well, there’s 50 hours in a work week”, even though I only get paid for 40. PGP.

One night of partying throwing off my sleep cycle for a solid month. PGP

Jay Pritchett taste; Al Bundy pay. PGP

The end of Fantasy Football and the long, long wait to March Madness