Watched the Super Bowl with only my fiancé and future in laws… I enjoyed it. PGP.

The days just blur together, like episodes of Seinfeld after an Ambien. PGP.

The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.

One day I hope to have the suit game of Craig Sager. -PGP

Looking forward to another weekend of doing nothing. PGP.

Every time our boss sends out a mass email, the person across from me insists on reading it out loud.

Your upbeat Friday vibes lasting about 20 minutes into the day before you remember how much this sucks. PGP.

Would anyone notice if I wasn’t in the office?