Keep Your Head On A Swivel If You Bring Your Girl To A Spurs Game

Big year for the Spurs. They had stellar offseason and are now firmly poised to get their doors blown off by the GSW machine in the Western Conference Finals. As if all that wasn’t enough, now they’re just getting downright cocky and making shit weird for the fans. Yeah, check out the highly uncomfortable video below in which the in-house production team absolutely terrorizes a young couple on a date.

Well… things got a little awkward during pregame last night…

Posted by San Antonio Spurs on Tuesday, December 15, 2015

So many forced smiles. Let’s break this thing down.

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What? Are you ready to type a complete sentence on the jumbotron? Sorry, that was petty. But the answer to your question is emphatically, “NO.” Nobody is ever ready for the kiss cam, especially when you set them up for failure.

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My dude is crushing a Shiner tallboy, so if so, he’s doing pretty well.

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Solid Mean Girls reference. It’s fun to laugh.

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Because normal people don’t like PDA. Just let this dude slam beers and make a move later.

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“Mistletoe Alert.”

Can’t you just go enjoy a ballgame anymore? It’s bad enough you’ll have to deal with borderline blackout adults wearing jerseys and acting like lunatics, now you have to deal with getting trolled by your home team’s production staff? Be better.

Good news, though. It turns out this wasn’t a first date, which probably explains why my man is pounding coldies while his girlfriend is drinking soda. Or is that even soda? We just don’t even know. After the Spurs posted the video to their Facebook page, the young lady explained that she did not, in fact, friend zone this guy.

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Shoutout to Kristin for breaking her silence. Oh, and her mom, too.

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Class acts, all of them.

[via Spurs Facebook]

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