I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.
Promoted from an hourly to a salaried position. Celebrated my first week by working 23 hours of unpaid overtime. PGP.
When TImes New Roman size 12 looks small to you. PGP.
Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.
The head of my company’s diversity committee is an old white guy. PGP.
99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.
It’s 10:30am and I’ve already hit my Pandora skip limit. PGP.
Receiving a mass email and then 20 subsequent “reply all” emails. PGP.
Realizing you won’t be seeing the light of day until Summer 2015. PGP.
“How long will my gchat stay green until my status goes idle?” PGP.