I only own two pairs of work pants that I rotate every other week. PGP.
I can’t get internet on my phone in any of the office’s bathrooms. PGP.
My managing director found out I’m interviewing. PGP.
The only reason my digestive health is regular is because of the morning coffee
Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.
Promoted to a bigger office. Computer screen now faces the door. PGP.
Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP
The good news is that Nationwide commercial might have bought me some time with the wife’s plans to have kids. PGP.
I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.
Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.