Some just went rogue and sent 56 blank emails to the list-serve, asshole. #PGP

Getting disciplined by your boss for doing what your boss’ boss told you to do.

Using your rest time between sets at the gym to text about where you’re going for drinks after.

Telling the girls in the bar you’re 21, and telling clients you’re 29.

I wish skipping work was as simple as skipping class.

Recognizing your coworkers by their odor

There’s only free food in the office when I’m attempting to go on a diet.

I wouldn’t be all that upset if I was fired from my reasonably well-paying job. PGP.

Rehearsing your quitting speech during the morning commute. Every morning.

Being terrified when asked “What is your desired salary?” PGP