Coffee breath and busted brackets.

“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”

Dedicating the hour before your boss comes in to playing on your phone. PGP.

Calculating your net-income from time spent in the bathroom. PGP.

Doing a fast food audit of your bank account. PGP.

Leaving an acceptance letter from another company in your current company’s fax machine. PGP.

Showing upper management how to use the internet. PGP.