Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

I have no idea how to do my job. Boss said I was doing great. PGP.

I got invited to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding. PGP.

I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.

“Thank you for submitting your application to this position. Please do not respond to this email, as this account is not monitored.” PGP.

Still getting rejected after being flown-in for the final interview. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

I’m one “reply all” email away from a mental breakdown. PGP.

My doctor is making me take fish oil for high triglyceride levels. I’m 23. PGP.

That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.