My first Tinder fling just got married. PGP.
My go-to drunk food place now knows my name and what I order. PGP.
Over drafted my checking account at Arby’s. PGP.
Putting in for use-or-lose PTO and getting denied. PGP.
Every time I get asked a question at work, my initial response is “how the Hell would I know the answer to that?” PGP.
Changing my desktop background is the most exciting thing I’ve done this week. PGP.
The colleague who uses the royal “we” to refer to your company, despite having only worked there for a short time. PGP.
Separate email alerts from mint.com for every budget I’ve exceeded for the month. PGP.
While looking for a shirt to wear to work, I realized no one will notice me anyway. PGP.
Trying to figure out the socially acceptable time to start drinking at the family Christmas party. PGP.