Dual monitors to “increase employee productivity”… Except during March Madness. PGP.

Wifi access for employees and access to Pandora and Spotify was blocked overnight.

Rearranging my apps was the most productive thing I’ve done all day.

In order to get promoted at my office you have to accept a pay cut for 2 years.

“It has come to our attention…” PGP.

“Hey, you done your taxes yet?”

I swear at my laptop. PGP

I had a 7:45 meeting scheduled for this morning. Client canceled at 7:38. PGP