Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

That parking ticket really messed up my budget.

Having to burn through your own data at work to check social media because HR now monitors everyone’s wifi usage. PGP

That one coworker who apparently thinks cell phone ringtones are still cool. PGP.

So apparently there are people whose job is to go to conventions, get piss drunk, and push their company. I was never told about this career path. PGP.

Just realized my tax return was essentially an interest free loan to the government for the last year. PGP