Arranging your groceries on the checkout belt so the healthier stuff hides the junk food. PGP.

Started dreaming about getting errands and chores done.

Getting sick just in time for the weekend. PGP

I was suppose to have the day off, but apparently half our team called in sick, so…here I am.

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

Biting the bullet and getting to work 10 minutes earlier so I don’t have to participate in the “good morning parade” on the way to my desk every morning. PGP.

Can you send an email to remind me? PGP

Taking a sick day to wait for a “Signature Required” delivery. Better be worth it.

Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

Faking a sip of coffee to avoid conversation