Googling symptoms of the Zakia virus while hungover at work. PGP

The guy who works next to me constantly thinks out loud. PGP.

I’ll never be the first to down vote, but I’ll certainly help pile on. PGP.

Accidentally ate someone else’s lunch today. PGP.

Getting ghosted by a 19 year old girl on tinder. PGP.

“So who are you voting for?” PGP