High school friends asking me to prepare their tax returns only to find out how much higher their salaries are than mine. PGP.

I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

I have a date this weekend with a girl that says she “quit” drinking. PGP.

A tinder match just started the conversation by asking me if I’m a registered voter. PGP.

“It pays the bills.” PGP.

Putting earphones in both ears hoping no one will talk to me today. PGP.

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

Quickly realizing you can’t keep up on your first spring break of grad school.

Finding out that your excel challenged coworker broke all the links in your massive excel file at 7:54pm on Saturday, because the boss left you with an urgent request at 4:45 on Friday due by 8:30 Monday morning. PGP.

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.