My mom just emailed me an article about the negative medical effects of binge drinking. PGP.

I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Shouldn’t have had that last Jameson. PGP.

Been thinking about Whiskey since 8:30am. PGP

Hearing the cringing sound of “Do you mind doing..” from your incompetent cowoker. PGP

“Awesome-Sauce.” PGP.

Switching to a non-commission job was the worst thing that ever happened to my motivation. PGP.

Getting pinched for not wearing green. PGP.

Can’t get a new laptop because IT says my current one hasn’t reached it’s “3 year lifespan”. PGP.

My boss just repeats the same 8 buzz words in every meeting. PGP