I am afraid of the hangover I’mgoing to get from a bachelor party two weeks from now. PGP.

The anxiety that hits when you enter a coworker’s office and they say “Close the door.” PGP.

Swiping right on your boss’s daughter on Tinder. PGPowerMove.

All of my coworkers are at our charity event today. I didn’t get approval to go. PGP.

Going to dollar beer night at the minor league game turns into getting not getting home until 4 in the morning and needing to wake up by 6. PGP.

Unable to turn on your office lights because of your hangover. PGP

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.