Got injured at laser tag. PGP.

Being in a perpetual state of, “NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!” PGP.

Refusing to read the “best jobs of 2017” articles because they make me too depressed. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Fuck it. I’m getting wine tonight. PGP.

‘Tis the season of antlers and Rudolph noses on SUVs. PGP.

Decided to go to bed early last night to catch up on sleep. I woke up feeling even more exhausted than normal. PGP.

I feel like all the girls I know made a pact to get married within the same year. PGP.