Parents and in-laws both going apeshit about which family events we attend and for how long during the holidays. Let’s call the whole thing off. PGP.

Constantly being told to “own it” when you’re the only person in your department. PGP.

Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.

Office put $200 down on the bar for the holiday party. There were 250 people at the party. PGP.

It is currently 11:00 p.m. on a Monday. I am 7 whiskeys deep. Tomorrow will suck. PGP.

Engagement Season. PGP.

Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.

Someone was a drunk asshole last year so we don’t have holiday parties anymore. PGP.